Shozan Jack HaubnerAll Your Koan Questions Answered Here!!Well, not really… (re: title).Sep 17, 2021Sep 17, 2021
Shozan Jack HaubnerEVIL ZEN BASTARDSOne of the most evil bastards I ever met was a Zen master.Jul 14, 2021Jul 14, 2021
Shozan Jack HaubnerMy Patreon PageThis morning I was shaving my head when the face in the mirror asked me, “Why are you really starting this Patreon page?”Jul 6, 2021Jul 6, 2021
Shozan Jack HaubnerThose PeopleWhen my Zen community had a sex scandal involving our teacher, I noticed a phenomenon. As the story went viral, Zen teachers around the…Nov 6, 2020Nov 6, 2020
Shozan Jack HaubnerCooking on the CushionThe official number of items that constitute a Zen monk’s robes, if you count the rakusu bib and osho belt, is a shit-ton. A white neck…Sep 18, 2020Sep 18, 2020
Shozan Jack HaubnerDon’t Suffer Motherfu…..!Woke up to the news that today was the highest single day of new Coronavirus cases in America. This was followed by an email from my niece…Jun 25, 2020Jun 25, 2020
Shozan Jack HaubnerThe Road to Suffering Is Paved with BroadbandGoing on social media these days is a bit like jumping into a raging river of shit, piss, vomit, blood, and semen where everyone is…Jun 7, 20203Jun 7, 20203
Shozan Jack HaubnerGiving the Middle Finger to God (and other pandemic pastimes…)This is a difficult and confusing time to live in America — and I’m not even living in America.May 28, 2020May 28, 2020
Shozan Jack HaubnerI had a bad weekend.It rained on my stupid face. Cold and wet I entered the mid-to-upscale bar and was greeted by a server with knuckle tattoos and buzzed…May 25, 20202May 25, 20202
