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Shozan Jack Haubner

Shozan Jack Haubner

All Your Koan Questions Answered Here!!

Well, not really… (re: title).

4 min readSep 17, 2021

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Shozan Jack Haubner

EVIL ZEN BASTARDS

One of the most evil bastards I ever met was a Zen master.

7 min readJul 14, 2021

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EVIL ZEN BASTARDS

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Shozan Jack Haubner

My Patreon Page

This morning I was shaving my head when the face in the mirror asked me, “Why are you really starting this Patreon page?”

5 min readJul 6, 2021

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My Patreon Page

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Shozan Jack Haubner

Those People

When my Zen community had a sex scandal involving our teacher, I noticed a phenomenon. As the story went viral, Zen teachers around the…

7 min readNov 6, 2020

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Those People

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Shozan Jack Haubner

Cooking on the Cushion

The official number of items that constitute a Zen monk’s robes, if you count the rakusu bib and osho belt, is a shit-ton. A white neck…

5 min readSep 18, 2020

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Don’t Suffer Motherfu…..!

Woke up to the news that today was the highest single day of new Coronavirus cases in America. This was followed by an email from my niece…

5 min readJun 25, 2020

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Shozan Jack Haubner

The Road to Suffering Is Paved with Broadband

Going on social media these days is a bit like jumping into a raging river of shit, piss, vomit, blood, and semen where everyone is…

5 min readJun 7, 2020

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Giving the Middle Finger to God (and other pandemic pastimes…)

This is a difficult and confusing time to live in America — and I’m not even living in America.

4 min readMay 28, 2020

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Shozan Jack Haubner

I had a bad weekend.

It rained on my stupid face. Cold and wet I entered the mid-to-upscale bar and was greeted by a server with knuckle tattoos and buzzed…

4 min readMay 25, 2020

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Shozan Jack Haubner

Shozan Jack Haubner

Zen priest, writer, bon vivant, confused renunciate. Failed screenwriter, poet, stand-up comic, and Catholic. Available for parties.

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